Scott's Obligatory Page

"...reminds me of a political fundraising breakfast years ago at the Yale
 Club in New York City. Bill Bradley was trying to run for President and
 raising money as fast as he could with events like this. Comedian Bill
 Cosby was there in the audience. 'Bill, you are a comic, tell us a joke,'
 asked Bradley.

'Senator, you are a politician, first tell us a lie,' said Cos."

  -- Robert X. Cringely