From: clueless@mantis.co.uk
    To: clueless@mantis.co.uk
    Subject: Welcome, clueless user!

    Welcome to the Clueless Users Network Test System, an intelligence
    test for the ignorant and impolite.

    You have been automatically added to this mailing list because you
    sent a subscription request like "UNSUB ME" out to the entire
    readership of a mailing list, instead of sending it to the list
    server or list maintainer.

    There is nobody of worth reading this mailing list.  The only way
    you can become unsubscribed is to figure out the standard way of
    unsubscribing from an Internet mailing list.  Until that time, you
    will get these messages regularly.

    If you made an innocent mistake in sending your "UNSUB ME" out to
    the entire list, then you will know how to unsubscribe from this
    list immediately and no harm will be done.

    If, on the other hand, you simply have no clue how to deal with
    mailing lists, you'd better start reading up on the subject before
    you go blundering around again.  Your attention is cordially drawn
    to the newsgroups news.announce.newusers, news.newusers.questions,
    and news.answers.

    Final hint: the mailing list address is clueless@mantis.co.uk.

    Have fun.