DataLink

I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner. I
gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner. She
SIMMed like a pro. I traversed over to her. She pressed her Apples against
me.
"Hey, Mc, do you have a hard drive?"
"No, only a floppy" I replied.
"Well, then you need an Amiga" she said. "Vi?"
"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."
We went to a motel on a VESA local bus. The motel was SCSI-2. It needed to
be debugged.
"So, how much is this going to cost me?" I queried.
She added it up right away. She had a mind like a..like a.. She could add
really fast. She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure.
"I'm going to turn your software into hardware" she transmitted.
She started to spreadsheet.
"So, are you ready to RAM?" she called.
I had been auditing everything. I sent a signal. It was time for the trap.
All the agents burst through the gateway. My manager was with them.
"Awk!  It's a RAID!" she said.
"Don't arrest me! I'm a motherboard! How will I explain this to my Sun?"
The agents were not responding. They got ready to stop her process. She was
getting desperate.
"Hey, I could do a favor for all of you. I'm fully
multitasking."
It didn't work. We're all UNIX.