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** THIS IS A FLAME ** THIS IS A FLAME ** THIS IS A FLAME ** THIS IS A FLAME **
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Dear

    [X] dweeb    [ ] idiot      [ ] computer geek
    [ ] nerd     [ ] Elvis      [ ] moron
    [ ] dummy    [ ] retard     [ ] Idiot

You are being flamed because

    [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
    [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
    [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same article
    [ ] you posted a "test"
    [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
        in the past week
    [ ] You used profanity in order to show your manhood.
    [ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very
        boring
    [X] your mother dresses you funny
    [ ] you started another pascal/c flame war!
    [ ] you started another language war!

To recant, you must

    [ ] actually post a humorous article
    [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
    [X] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
    [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
        peroffspringopenings
    [ ] get a life or disappear from cyberspace forever