Q:  How many listserv subscribers does it take to change a light 
bulb?

A:  1,331:
>          1 to change the light bulb and post to the list that the
>            light bulb has been changed
>         14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
>            suggest how the light bulb could have been changed
>            differently.
>          7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>         27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
>            light bulbs.
>         53 to flame the spell checkers
>        156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
>            bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
>         41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
>        109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs so please
>            take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
>        203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
>            alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
>        111 to defend the posting to this list saying we all use light
>            bulbs so therefore the posts **are** relevant to this list.
>        306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
>            where to buy the best light bulbs, which brand of light bulbs
>            work best for this technique, and which brands are faulty.
>         27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>         14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
>            corrected URLs.
>          3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
>            to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
>         33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including
>            all headers and footers, and then add "Send Me One Too."
>         12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
>            they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.
>         19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
>          4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
>          1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
>         47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
>            leave it there.
>        143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.