TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE

Microsoft just invested $150 million in Apple stock. Why? I think
the reasons are obvious:

10. Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers
9.  First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino
8.  Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO
7.  Two words: Rhapsody 98
6.  Small price to pay for world domination
5.  Bill to Larry: I own you now, too
4.  Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal
3.  Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar
    animated feature
2.  Easier than bribing entire Justice Department
1.  Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates