Joke of the day

I married Miss Right.  I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.  It only
seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard.  In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman. Then POW! it was all
gone!"  "What happened?" asked the friend.  "My wife found out..."

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer?  None.  It should be opened
by the time she brings it to the couch.




A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would
you go to lunch or to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.