Three servers for the admins under the influence of rye,
Seven routers for the network techs in their halls of stone
Nine workstations for mortal users doomed to die
One NT box from the dark lord on his throne
in the land of Redmond where the shadows lie

One box to run them all, one box to blind them
one box to control them all and in the darkness grind them
from the land of Redmond where the shadows lie.